Life in the Trailer Park By John Carter (although I may not admit it)

There's a song on the radio
All about Texas
My girl's on the phone
With one of her exes
She's tellin' him all about
How good the sex is

This must be what life is like
In the trailer park
You don't wanna know what happens
'Round here after dark

Cockfights and hound dogs
And fryin' up bullfrogs
Dukes of Hazzard on TV
Runnin' from Boss Hogg

This must be what life is like
In the trailer park
I better not see you by my
Satellite dish after dark

The kids runnin' around
Makin' all kinds of sounds
That I ain't heard since Vietnam

This must be what life is like
In the trailer park
You city boys better not
Get caught out here after dark

We live simple and plain
But not that Amish way
It's more like the Crying Game

This must be what life is like
In the trailer park
We break out TV trays and
Hungry Man dinners after dark

We had a shotgun wedding
A rooster beheading
and a dog that's shedding fleas

That's the average day out here
In the trailer park
And you can't see what you just
Stepped in after dark...
posted by 123454321 at 11:56 PM