"Americans have different ways of saying things. They say "elevator", we say "lift" ... they say "President", we say "stupid psychopathic git." -Alexai Sayle.

"It's better to be black than gay because when you're black you don't have to tell your mother." -Charles Pierce.

"I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic." -Woody Allen

"My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time that's not so bad; but New York City?" -Henry Youngman

"Cocaine is God's way of saying you're making too much money." -Robin Williams
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