Rant of the day:

What's with guys getting caught by their wives with another woman's lipstick on their collars? Do these women just walk up and wipe their faces on the man's shirt? And the hairs! Do all unmarried women shed, or something?? Single women mark their territory! Thats the only plausible answer. They mark their territory as clearly as a cat or a dog or a hawk. Don't you think cats spray the furniture for a reason? Don't you think maybe somewhere, right now, a cat is coming home and her mate is saying, "Gee honey, you sure do smell like Ralph's urine tonight... EXPLAIN YOURSELF!" Either that, or all single women have some hidden desire to be circus clowns... that's why they have so much make-up on that it comes off on you if you come within 10 yards of them...
posted by 123454321 at 1:27 PM