"there's an infinite number of monkeys outside who want to talk to us about this script for Hamlet they've worked out." -The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

I used to pray every day for a bicycle when I was younger. Then I realized that God doesn't work that way. So I stole one and prayed for forgiveness instead..." -Emo Philips

"Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too?" -The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

To summarize: it is a well known fact, that those people who most want to rule people are, ipso facto, those least suited to do it. To summarize the summary: anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job. -The Restaurant at the End of the Universe
posted by 123454321 at 11:33 PM